Pre Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Meanderthal Jokes More Meanderthal Jokes

What do you call a nomadic neanderthal?

A meanderthal.

What do you call a lost caveman?

A meanderthal.

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What is a runner's favourite subject in school ?

Jog-raphy !

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre