Pre Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food?

Like Tso.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

Meanderthal Jokes More Meanderthal Jokes

What do you call a roaming caveman?

A meanderthal

What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!