Pre Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

White Supremacist Jokes More White Supremacist Jokes

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

How much is the policy for a white supremacist?

3k.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."