Pre Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

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Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

French Jokes More French Jokes

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.