What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

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What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.