What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.