Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

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What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!