Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

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When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!