Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

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How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.