Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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Why do Asian students do so well in school?

Because an Asian without A's is a sin

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin() !!!