Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why do Asian students do so well in school?

Because an Asian without A's is a sin

Why are Christians so bad at Trigonometry ?

They're afraid of sin