What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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Who do you think you are, Baryshnikov?

Get over yourself.

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!