How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed