How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

What do dead kids and jokes about dead kids have in common?

They never get old.

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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed