Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
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Because he might fiddle with your kids.
Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
She swallowed
Me: The babysitter
A bus driver.
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."
Put him on stilts !
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
Fingerprints.
Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon
All he had was a straw-man argument."
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
He never delivered.
They weren't hiring.
Abominable.
To make them happy before they die.
Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...
His wife and kids.
