Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
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Because he might fiddle with your kids.
Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
She swallowed
Me: The babysitter
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
one actually fights for change
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
It didn't make cents
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
He who smelt it, dealt it.
To help the firemen find the hydrants
He was fiddling with the kids. *
He just started fiddling with it.
You conduit!
Ducts out of water ...
A turk.
Jihad Me at hello
By the ears
My zipper
