How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.