How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

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Babysitter Jokes More Babysitter Jokes

Who's yours?

Me: The babysitter

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

Duct Jokes More Duct Jokes

How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!