How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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Because they don't want a man lost!

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She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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Run around until you get pooped out. :)

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One has a job.

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Because they have jobs.

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Who's yours?

Me: The babysitter

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What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed