Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

What did Helen Keller call her dog?

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.