How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb?

They could not do it, they are all autistic.

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What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...