How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows they never keep the house!

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others?

Self) Semi retarded.

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!