What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

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When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

What's black and dosent work?

Half of London