What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

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What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.