What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

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What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

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Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.