Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

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What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!