What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.