What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "