Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

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How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

What's the deal with airline food!?

LMAO

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet