Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

California Jokes More California Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Las Vegas Jokes More Las Vegas Jokes

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.