How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.