What's a blonde's favourite wine?

A: "Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!