Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

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What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

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What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.