Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

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Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.