Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."