Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Las Vegas Jokes More Las Vegas Jokes

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Conceive Jokes More Conceive Jokes

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.