Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

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What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.