Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.