Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

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How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.