Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.