Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*