How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa