How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !