How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.