Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

3 Week Jokes More 3 Week Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

3 Week Later Jokes More 3 Week Later Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"