What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

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What did the dubstep valentine's day card say?

I wub you

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!