What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

Previous Random Joke Next

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

Christmas Eve Jokes More Christmas Eve Jokes

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Day Christmas Jokes More Day Christmas Jokes

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."