What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

Woofer Jokes More Woofer Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.