What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Woofer Jokes More Woofer Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.