What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!