What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes?

sub-standard.

Woofer Jokes More Woofer Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.