Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

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Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'