What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!