Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

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What is Adam's brother called?

Subtractem

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.