Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

Previous Random Joke Next

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.