What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

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What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning