What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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What is Adam's brother called?

Subtractem

Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!