Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?

A flightoplankton.

Airplane Mode Jokes More Airplane Mode Jokes

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.