Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

Airplane Mode Jokes More Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)