Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Airplane Mode Jokes More Airplane Mode Jokes

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.