Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=vdRiMBPbQ8

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Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...