How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

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What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...