Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

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Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.