Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

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Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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arggg! thar she blows

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