Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!