Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards?

A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo.

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

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What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick