What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!