Morphine Time Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

bleotch!!

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!