Morphine Time Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What do you call a drug-addicted vampire?

Crackula

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Power Ranger Jokes More Power Ranger Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.