Morphine Time Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

Power Ranger Jokes More Power Ranger Jokes

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!