Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

Tape Lean Jokes More Tape Lean Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.