What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

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What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.