What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs