What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

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What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys