What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

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How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank