What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.