What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.