Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?

A Meanderthal.

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.