What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Previous Random Joke Next

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Crackhead Jokes More Crackhead Jokes

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking