What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking