Crack-a-lacking
An asphalt
They crack up
Anti-oppressants.
Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.
It lacks body
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
Diet Coke.
