What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.