Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck