Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.