Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.